He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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