i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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