these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
this hospital has no fireball
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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