dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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