I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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