protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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