I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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