why didn't you poke me back
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
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He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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