She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Come see our sink grown plant.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
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