Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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