i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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