Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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