You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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