her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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