Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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