People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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