Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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