so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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