do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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