I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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