Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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