Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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