Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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