shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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