she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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