Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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