I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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