ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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