Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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