So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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