just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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