So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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