He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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