we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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