Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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