just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
