you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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