He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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