the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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