Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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