some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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