You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
foreskin is a definite game changer
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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