susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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