HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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