The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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