...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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