Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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