So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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So squirting runs in the family.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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