google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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