they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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