I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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