He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
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