If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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