There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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