The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
