I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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