I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
